The Wiggles have abandoned ship
They must have writer's cramp
They've made the S.S. Feathersword
No bigger than a stamp

The Captain "travels" round the world
and makes us twitch and groan
The Wiggles pop in now and then
And call this one their own

They "go" to Sydney, London, Greece
And Sicily as well
This ocean faring fairy tale
Gives off a fishy smell

San Francisco's cable cars
Then on to Mexico
How they can look us in the eye
I guess we'll never know

The set is cheap, the props are too
The costumes a disaster
Wait `til you see the rainy gear
You'll roll around with laughter

Some of the songs are pretty good
I wouldn't call them great
And when they're stuck for filler stuff
They simply animate

Some older kids may like this one
The young ones will be bored
When I think of what they used to do
The Wiggles have me floored

Amanda Richards